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Superstars - Chapter 13 

Alison’s POV

Well, Annie told me that I could trust her but her plans never work. Here we are, being carried away by the guard. Thanks to her “great plan”: snucking backstage to meet the boys.

“Put us down!” I scream and kick the man but he just holds me still on his shoulder and Annie on the other one. This man is so damn strong!

“You crazy fans do have a same problem!” he laughs.

“We’re no crazy fans! We know 1D!” Annie screams.

“Yeah, the others said that too,” he laughs again, ignoring that two teenage girls on his shoulders are screaming for help. Suddenly, we hear a familiar voice.

“Put them down.”

Before I can realize who that is. Annie screams, “Hey guys! Help us please?”

I look up and see 1D looking at us. Kate’s here, too. She’s trying to help herself from laughing. Well, this is soooo embarrassing…

“They’re our friends,” Harry says. 

“Told ya,” Annie sticks her tounge out at the man as he puts us down and rolls his eyes, “these girls tried to snuck in.”

“Well, we didn’t have to snuck in if you let us come in,” I sigh and he just walks away.

“Everywhere you go, there’s problem,” Kate shakes her head at us, “next time just stay away, please.”

“You!”

“Annie!” I quickly holds Annie back before she hits Kate. I don’t really like Kate either but there’s no need to use violence. 

“Why don’t you let her? I always want to kill Kate but she’s a girl so,” Zayn says, chewing his gum. Kate immediately punches him on the shoulder.

“Ouch!” Zayn yells and Kate glares at him. I used to find it annoying that they fight all the time but I think I’m starting to get used to it.

“Why are you girls here?” Louis asks.

“You guys aren’t worried that Niall’s not with you?” I ask.

“He said he’d be right back after he found something to eat,” Liam smiles.

“No! He’s lost in London with my sister! Look!” Annie pulls out her phone and shows them Jessica’s text.

“Oh no,” Harry says, “what are we gonna do? The show starts in 15 minutes!”

“Jess said that they’d be right back. I think we need to do something to…you know, make time longer.” I say.

“I think I know what to do,” Harry smiles and grabs my hand then tells the boys, “you guys go get Niall. I’ll take care of everything.”

“Wait!” Kate takes Harry’s other hand and looks at me, “what are you gonna do with…this girl?”

“Alison, that’s her name,” he says, giving me a smile and turns back to Kate, “don’t worry. You trust me right?”

She nods and he quickly pulls me with him.

…

Niall’s POV

“Who were you texting?” I ask as we get out of the toy store when the fans are gone. I’m wearing an ugly pair of glasses and a funny hat to hide my face. It’s better than nothing. Jessica puts away her phone and answer my question, “my sister and her friend. You know them, right?”

“Who?” I ask, trying to remember then it comes up in my mind, “Alison and Annie?”

“Yeah, Annie’s my sister and Alison is her best friend. I came here to London with them,” she says.

“Wow, what a surprise!” I smile. “But…um you don’t look like Annie?”

“Well…” Jessica pushes her black hair behind her ear and answers, “her mom married to my dad. We’re not really sisters…”

“Oh…” I nod, understanding.

“But I love her very much,” she says and looks around to find a taxi. She’s not like those two girls. She’s very mature, not that I say Annie and Alison are immature but Jessica is like an adult to them.

“Do you like our music?” I ask the first thing that comes up in my mind. You have to ask something to get rid of the silence, right?

“Yeah, of course. You guys are amazing,” she smiles. Wow, she does have a pretty smile. Wake up, Niall! Wake up!

“Um…yeah? Why didn’t you come to our concert the other day?”

“I don’t really like crowded places. I have plans to visit places London anyway but I’m way behind from my schedual.”

“Sorry,” I mumble.

“Why?” she laughs softly.

“No…it’s just um…because of me…”

“Nah, thanks to you I’ve had a lot of fun today. My days were always boring.”

I smile at her. I think I like her or something. We just met! How can it be?!

“Urgg, there’s no taxi here!” Jessica bites her lip. She even looks cuter when she does that.

“Niall? Niall?”

“Yeah? What?”

So embarrassing! You should listen to her not looking at her face like an idiot, Niall!

“You should call the boys and tell them to pick us up.”

“Oh yeah, right,” I say quickly and pull out my phone.

…

Kate’s POV

I’m standing backstage as I hear they introduce One Direction. Darn! Where the heck are those boys?!

“Kate!” 

I turn around and see Harry with…that girl. I totally forget her name! He’s holding her hand! Calm down, Kate! Everything’s cool. They’re friends! He holds my hand all the time, right?

“Let’s go on stage,” he smiles at the girl and she yells at the same time with me, “WHAT?!”

“Me? On stage?” - “Her? On stage?”

“Yes,” Harry smiles. Can’t he see the horrified looks on both of our faces?!

“For what?!” Once again, she reads my mind and asks the same time as me.

“Just come up there with me and find out.”

I’m just about to stop him but he’s already gone on stage with her. Oh well, the fans are gonna get mad anyway. Let’s see how can he deal with that.

“Um…hi..” Harry says awkwardly when the fans stop screaming as they realize the others aren’t here.

“Great job, Haz,” I mumble to myself.

“So, before the show starts. I have a little surprise for my friend here,” he says, looking at the girl. Friend? When’s she his friend? Ha ha, funny.

“She…um…she saved us.”

“WHAT?” I scream and everyone in the backstage stares at me. I’m just so mad! When did she save them?!

Suddenly, I’m shocked by a voice.

“Hey.”

“Oh my god! You scared me, Zayn!” I turn around.

“How’s Harry doing?” he asks, walking to where I’m standing and look on the stage.

“Fine, I guess.” 

“Why’s Alison there?” Zayn asks.

“Don’t know. Don’t care,” I answer coldly, but I do care. Zayn gives me a look like he knows I’m lying but he doesn’t say anything.

“So I’m gonna sing her a special song. “Just the way you are” by Bruno Mars.”

“What the…” I mumble as Harry grabs a mic and the music starts. Great! He’s singing her a love song!

“Oh her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they’re not shining…” he walks around her and spins her around. “Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying,” he wraps an arm around her waist from behind and pulls her close. The girls just go crazy. 

“This is gonna be good,” Zayn laughs. I stare at him, “why didn’t you come with them?”

“Don’t wanna,” he says, not even looking at me. Pss, Like I care! 

“When I see your face, there’s not a thing that I would change, cause you’re amazing, just the way you are,” he turns her around and now he’s facing her, their faces are just inches away. “And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while,” now it’s like he’s singing it just for her! 

“Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” Zayn says, smiling at them.

“Don’t!” I say loudly and he looks at me, “why?”

“He cannot kiss a fan!” I yell at Zayn.

“So? He likes her,” he shrugs and steps closer to me, “you’re jealous?”

“No!” I say and pushes him away. Unfortunately, I slips and falls onto him. He wraps his arm around me to hold me up from falling down and we hit the wall. I open my eyes and realize that…

…my lips are on his lips! I immediately push him away! I want to yell at him but I cannot speak a word.

“You kissed me?!” he mumbles, touching his lips.

“What?! It’s an accident! We…”

“Guys!”

We turn around and see the boys, that blonde girl and another girl running toward us. If they came here a minute sooner they would’ve seen the whole thing.

“Has Harry finished?” 

“We’re not kissing?” Zayn and I say quickly at the same time.

“I asked: Has Harry finished?” Niall repeats slowly.

“Oh,” I reply, blushing.

“Kissing? What are you talking about? Who kissed who?” Louis raises his eyebrow.

“Nobody!” we say at the same time again. I quickly change the subject, “just get on stage!”

“Okay!” they say and quickly walk on stage. Harry just finished that song and he’s wrapping his arm around that girl’s shoulders, smiling at the crowd. Zayn turns to me one last time before he goes on stage, “about that…”

“Whatever!” I answer and quickly walk away. The blonde and the other girl gives me a confused look. Yes, I’m confused, too. Even though that’s a kiss by accident but it’s really…my first kiss…what do I do?!

Superstars - Chapter 12 

Alison’s POV

The boys take us back to our hotel. Kate didn’t want to come, she said she’s too tired. But I know she just hates us.

“Night,” Louis says as he kisses our hands like a gentleman. Annie giggles and Liam quickly grabs Louis’ shoulder and pulls him away, “let’s go Lou.”

“Ooh Liam is jealous?” Louis says with a funny voice and I can totally see Liam blushing. He looks funny and adorable! 

“See you tomorrow?” 

I turn around and give Harry a look. What does he mean see us again?

“At the concert?” Annie asks.

“Yeah and you guys should think about what you want to do after the concert,” Harry says with a wink. I look very calm outside but inside I’m screaming like a crazy person! Come on! That’s One Direction we’re talking about!

“Sure. See ya!” I say and watch the boys getting into their car. Just as they are gone. Annie and I jump and scream like 2 idiots. You have to see the looks on the people as they walk pass the hotel and see 2 crazy people screaming outside. We don’t care though…

…until…they call the security…

(That night)

“What about this one? No…this one? Nah.”

“What are you doing?”

I turn around and see Jessica. I put down the dresses and sit down tiredly on my bed, “I cannot find anything to wear to 1D concert tomorrow!”

“Wear whatever you like,” she says.

“But…after the concert, we have to go out with them and I can’t look disgusting going with them!”

Jessica smiles and puts her hand on my shoulder, “you’re not disgusting. Just be who you are. I mean, that’s why they chose to hang out with you instead of those girls.”

I think for a moment and nod my head, “sure, I think you’re right.”

Then I walk to the closet and grab a t-shirt and a pair of jeans then I show her with a smile on my face. Jessica is only a year older than me but she’s just like an adult. She takes care of us very good and it’s so lucky to have her with us on this trip.

…

(The next day)

Niall’s POV

The boys and I quickly get into the car. Yes, we’re late! Thanks to…

“Zayn! Quickly!” I shout from inside of the car. He shouts back “Be right there” but we still don’t see him. Quickly, Kate pushes me aside and gets out of the car. Seconds later, she walks out, pulling Zayn with her.

“Hey, let me go!” Zayn says and she just pushes him into the car and closes the door.

“We’re all here. Let’s go.” Louis tells the driver and we’re driven away.

“We can still make it,” Harry say, looking at his watch.

“Thanks Kate,” Louis smiles but he quickly turns away when he gets a glare from Kate.

“Niall, tell that old witch that it’s rude to run inside a guy’s room when he’s changing” Zayn says, looking away from Kate. Oh god, why did I choose to sit between them in the first place???! Harry warned me before!

“Niall, tell that fool that he got us all late,” Kate crosses her arms.

“Niall, tell her that she needs to stop acting like she’s in charge!”

“Tell him that I’m in charge because no one here is acting like their ages!”

Liam says from the front seats, “Niall, tell her that she doesn’t have to bring us all in here!”

“Niall, tell Liam, Zayn and  Kate to stop fighting!” Louis joins in.

“Niall, tell Louis that if he wants to stop he needs to stay away!” Kate says, almost yelling. I think my head is gonna blow! But, luckily…

“Stop!!!”

Everyone turns to Harry.

“Give Niall a break!”

Thank you, Harry!

“If you guys keep on fighting, you guys will have to go home by yourselves!”

Louis smiles and puts his hand on Harry’s shoulder, “sometimes, the youngest is the most mature!”

Usually, we would laugh at Louis’ jokes but this time no one does. Maybe Kate and Zayn ruin the moment! Suddenly, I feel so hungry! Maybe I should eat something before getting on stage.

“Drop me here!” I tell the driver.

“Niall, we’re almost there. You can survive with these two,” Liam tells me.

“No, I’m hungry. It’ll be quick. I’ll come back on time.”

“Do you know the way?” Zayn asks. Oh yeah, now he cares about me!

“Of course, I know all the ways around here.”

“Okay then,” Louis says, “but be quick, okay?”

I nod. The car stops and I quickly get out. 

…

Jessica’s POV

“I just come back after the concert or what?” I ask Alison and Annie.

“No thanks, we’ll go with 1D after that,” Annie smiles and gives me a kiss on the cheek. 

“Are you sure you don’t want to come with us?” Alison asks.

“No, I have a lot of places in London to visit,” I smile and wave at them as they run toward the crowd and join them. I’m just about to walk back to my car and suddenly, I slam into a person. We both fall onto the ground. 

“Watch where you…Oh my god!” I cover my mouth with both of my hands, “Niall Horan??!”

“Oh yeah,” he smiles and grabs my hand and helps me to get up. “Are you okay? Did I hurt you?” he asks.

I wipe my clothes and nod, “I’m fine. Thanks.”

He just stares at me and chuckles.

“What so funny?” I ask.

“I knocked you down and you thanked me,” he laughs.

“Oh…sorry,” I smile.

“And now you’re sorry.”

I give him a strange look and then we both laugh. He gives out his hand and introduces himself, “Niall, nice to meet you!”

I smile,”as if I don’t know who you are. I’m Jessica.”

“That’s a pretty name, I love it,” Niall smiles back, shaking my hand.

“Why are you here? Aren’t you going to your concert?”

“Well…I’m going to buy something to eat and…Oh my god!!!!!”

I quickly turn around to see what’s going on and I see many many girls running toward us! Before I can say something, Niall grabs my hand and runs as fast as he can, pulling me along. I don’t have anything in mind anyway, I just close my eyes and run with him as if those girls are gonna kill us if they catch up.

…

Alison’s POV

“What’s so noisy over there?” Annie asks as we see a crowd of screaming girls.

“Maybe they see 1D’s car?” I shrug.

“Speaking of 1D. They should be here by now. It’s almost time!”

“I don’t know,” I say and look around. There they are! They’re here! I quickly show Annie and she screams as loud as she can when they walk pass us.

“Boys! We’re here! We’re here!”

“Wait…” I realize there’s something missing. ”Where’s Niall?”

Maybe the directioners here have the same thought. They keep asking each other where’s Niall. But…so strange…the boys don’t even care! Oh no! What happened?  Where’s Niall?! He’s supposed to be with the boys! Where is he?!

“Al!” 

I hear Annie and turn around, “yeah?”

“I got a text from Jess,” she says and shows me her phone.

I’m with Niall. We got a little problem. We’ll be there on time

How the heck that Niall’s with Jessica?!!! What happened to them?

Annie texts something back to Jess and grabs my hand, “we need to tell the boys.”

“How can we get backstage?” I ask as she pulls me with her.

“Don’t worry. I’m here, everything’s okay,” Annie laughs and I roll my eyes. She’s having fun in every situation. Even this one!

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